The medication I was on last week made it worse. Like, I have to share these because they are so utterly bizarre.
So here it is – Beth’s Medication Fueled Dream Diary, Part I, GIF-Illustrated For Your Pleasure.
Night 1: My husband and I renewed our wedding vows at the local town hall (yikes) and he decided to take my last name. You know, try it out, see if it works.
Weird Rating, from 1 to Lady Gaga: a 2. Pretty tame. And my reaction to the concept of wedding vow renewal in general:
Night 2: A twofer. First up we had the red velvet cake tasting. WHICH SHOULD TOTALLY BE A THING. I was with my sister and my dad and we debated the various qualities of a bunch of red velvet cakes. We were trying to find one that tasted like my grandma’s red velvet cake, although to my recollection the woman never made red velvet cake. My sister chose one she thought was close, but my father deemed the crumb to be too heavy.
Weird Rating: a 4. Tame, but odd.
Weird Rating: a 4. Fiddlesticks…
I have no idea why certain things give a person weird dreams, and I’m too lazy to google it. All I know is that being on those meds was a trip. The remaining two weird dreams will be posted next week, and I saved the best strangest for last.
See you later!