I mentioned something last week about finding something truly hideous at Goodwill, and this is it.

When you walk into the dim half-light of the bathroom, this is what greets you.

A tiki…thing. I mean really, who in the world came up with this!? 

It is perhaps the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life, and for $2.99, I had to have it. But I haven’t revealed the worst of it yet. When you turn it around, the tiki man is….smiling. 

There aren’t any marks on it, so I have no clue where it came from or what it is. I just wish I had sat in on that design meeting. ‘Oh, you want to throw a backyard tiki party? Here, let’s design a…goblet-thingy that will terrify small children.’

But…I had been looking for a toothbrush holder large enough for an electric toothbrush for months. And…well, it works very well for that.

When I put it in the bathroom, my husband looked at the giant ceramic fish hanging on the wall and announced that the tiki man really pulled the room together. I concur.

See you in a few!

5 thoughts on “The Truly Terrifying Tiki Toothbrush Holder”

  1. That's so awesome! I believe that the uglier something is at Goodwill, the more you can sell it for. At least, that's been my experience. Happy hunting for more AWESOME treasures…

  2. How hilariously hideous! Now you can put a Enter At Your Own Risk sign outside the bathroom door.

    Somehow the smiling Tiki is just plain creepy. I like the frowning face much better.

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