I was checking out craigslist last night, because that’s what I do, when this popped up.
You have no idea how much I want to email that guy. With something like this:
I DON’T CARE IF SHE’S BROKE, BUT DOES SHE SMELL REAL PURTY?
Because if you can’t traumatize a complete stranger via email, what’s the point of life?
The other recent developments…my mother-in-law showed me this video. Blame her. You will be walking around singing ‘WE WILL FIGHT FOR BOVINE FREE-EE-DOM.’ Guaranteed.
That’s pretty much it, by the way. Oh! This one is pretty good too actually. Those crafty Germans.
Ok, now there’s really nothing else worth mentioning. It was a cold, lazy weekend and I ate so much lemon cake that I got heartburn. That’s the news, folks.
See you in a few days!