A list. I feel like I’m back in grade school with this one. Hide the safety scissors, bitches.
1.) No longer having sinus-induced tooth pain radiating from my toenails.
2.) Getting a boxload of Doctor Who DVDs in the mail.
3.) Chocolate chip banana cake with peanut butter frosting and a big cup of tea on the side. I’m a selfless person and therefore shall share the recipe next week.
4.) It no longer being colder than a well digger’s ass outside. This morning it’s above zero for the first time this week. Please read that sentence again and let it sink in.
5.) Not even minding the fluffy white snow this morning.