When some people are bored, they read a book. Watch a movie. Play bocce. Do recreational drugs. Eat Cheetos. Dress like horses. I, on the other hand, do my hair and makeup like Brigitte Bardot and take self-portraits. Even though I am not blonde, mysterious, or French; nor do I have perfect bone structure, been married several times, or wear gobs of eyeliner.
Anyway. The hair went up and the eyeliner was globbed on.
See you on Monday! Minus the eyeliner!