70 degrees? In March? In northern Wisconsin? Shuuuuuuuuuuut up. First dress of the year! I was taking the dog for a walk, so I paired it with combat boots so I could navigate the mud/water puddle/dry ground/snowy terrain with ease.
It took me forever to lace the boots, and when I was finished I realized there was a rock in the bottom of one. The universe laughs at me on a regular basis.