Halloween, she is a comin’. Personally I still can’t get over the fact that we’re well into September. Where, exactly, did July go? I think that bitch skipped town.

It’s been awhile since I did an update on the Etsy shop, so I thought I’d pimp myself out again. I have a few items that would make good Halloween decorations, wanna see?

Of course you do.

An iron hook and chain.

Okay, fine, so it’s not exactly a decoration. But if you want to dress up as Marlene Dietrich, there ya go. A mink fur collar. 

A set of four apothecary bottles.

And a brass blowtorch. I am not exactly certain how a blowtorch fits into the Halloween theme, but I’m sure someone out there could think of something.

Well, there you have it. A Halloweeny update. Thanks for letting me pimp my shop yet again. Your patience is appreciated. Every time you visit my Etsy shop a fairy gets its wings. Look both ways before crossing the street. Wrap it before you tap it. This has been a public service announcement. Over and out.